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Gypsy Junkies

Posted by Dean Aaron on April 25, 2012 View Comments

Calling all total "haute mess" not "hot mess" (there is a difference which I haven't quite figured out myself) babes! Gypsy Junkies is a brand out of Los Angeles. It's a wondrous land full of tranny's and actor/actresses or waiter/waitresses however you want to look at it. Anyways these gypsies have thrown together a pretty cool collection for a bunch of junkies. Whats the lesson here you ask? Well isn't it obvious, take drugs expand you're mind, mannnn....Then start a clothing line duh!

Vanishing Elephant

Posted by Dean Aaron on April 25, 2012 View Comments

Are you a young handsome man with a job that makes you dress like a 65 year old? Well, I don't know about the rest of you but, I want to look good! The spring 2012 Vanishing Elephant collection can help please even the most right conservative boss whilst, still being able to pull the most left of women with tattoos and a looseness with the amount of alcohol they consume on the regular. Get a promotion and get LAID do yourself a favor check it out right here: http://www.vanishingelephant.com/shop/