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Apparently Pizza is a Aphrodisiac

Posted by Dean Aaron on April 30, 2012 View Comments

This is super sexy and complete bullshit at the same time. I gotta change where I order my pizza, because I either get the guy who looks like he consumes one pizza for every pizza he delivers, or the pimply faced teen who always delivers it cold, because he's probably so stoned he got lost driving the 1/2 mile to my house. I don't know about you, but I'm still kinda undecided if I would want this mega babe farting all over my pizza dough?

Cheeseburger Ringed Pizza

Posted by Dean Aaron on April 25, 2012 View Comments

OMFG Pizza Hut is making a pizza that is outlined with FUCKING CHEESEBURGERS! I can picture it now, the greedy youth's of America shoving pizzabugers down their eager little mouths like Saha Grey gobbles down a hard throbbing cock, just cramming pizzaburger slice after pizzaburger slice down into their guts until fat seeps from their sweaty greasy pores. With that being said, does anyone want to go to Pizza Hut with me tonight?