Check out this babe’s blog www.christeric.com, I'm not
exactly sure what her affiliation with UNIF is, but I think she might
be his girlfriend or something. Most of her outfits on her blog consist
of at least one UNIF piece. If you haven't heard of UNIF
climb out from beneath the rock you live under and peep it, www.unifclothing.com. I love her style,
I wish more women dressed in this punk goth, but still feminine way. The
90's are back people, get with it! I mean grunge is in, so go buy a plaid skirt, and a choker
necklace from my shop (http://www.illuminatishop.com/collections/frontpage/products/lunar-cross-choker). Indulge in your
inner Drew Barrymore from the movie Poison Ivy. Go grab a couple staple black
pieces, add a piece of shock factor, maybe a bit of plaid, and BAM
you definitely grabbed my attention. The raddest part about dressing
like a 90's babe is that you don't have to buy anything new, thrift
stores are jam packed with killer pieces from that era. So take your $20, and
go thrift! Hell I will even come along with you.
OK let's talk about me for a minute. I am an Aries, and this girl is a Libra. Our compatibility is through the roof according tohttp://www.astrology.com/. We are opposites,
and our traits complement each other nicely, and to top it off
apparently we are destined to have some wild and freaky sex! WAHOO!!! Where is
this Libra woman the internet speaks of? Where does she hang out? What is her
favorite band? Will she be my muse, and inspire me to create more art? Will she
let me paint her naked? There is this one babe in Las Vegas that I totally have
a crush on; I bet she's a Libra. I bet she would let me paint her naked. Hmmmmm
I have been thinking about changing my website to an artist
collective. I want all my artsy friends to collaborate with me, and sell the
things they make on my website. I was hoping for 8 artists to make this dream
of mine happen, but we will have to wait and see if people actually follow
through with their word/work. Basically I was thinking of changing the name to
"Illuminati Artist Collective". I know, I know it’s a long name, but
I think that if there were 8 artists promoting my site/their work, it would
hopefully take off much faster. Right now I take all the photos, run the blog,
make/design the jewelry, promote my brand, and ship everything out. IT'S A LOT
OF WORK!!! It would be nice to get a little help with marketing our brands, and
generating traffic to my site! What are your thoughts should I change the site
to an artist collective? Are you an artist that is interested in selling your work on my site? If so, let me know in the comment section below!
Anyways enough about
the possible future of my website, let’s talk about what I like the most in
this world, women who dress really well. I usually post photos of pale women
dressed in edgy punk clothes. Normally a girl like this cute little button
would not make it onto this blog. If I don’t say so myself, this Erin
Fetherston clothing being sold atwww.wasteland.com featuring
the rosy cheeked blonde are a match made in heaven. I do fancy the Lana
Del Rey red lips, and of course, the blonde hair with the ideal wave. Maybe
next time I will try to date a vanilla girl, someone I can bring home to the
parents, someone with an attraction to men, maybe nextime……
Huh? I don't get it, sportswear really? New York Fashion
Week seems to be all about sportswear this year. I personally see nothing
flattering about sweatpants or sneakers. Fashion is supposed to be
uncomfortable, confining, and ridiculous. Introducing comfort into fashion is a sin; I think it's
in the bible. Sorry ladies I hate to break it to you, but I want to see you wearing
6 inch heels wondering the cobble stone streets of London in the
freezing cold practically naked. Label me as a sexist chauvinistic male all you
want, I know I'm not, I love, and respect women but, I do find 6 inch heels
sexy as FUCK! I also like high wasted camel toe shorts, you know the kind that
are cut so short it renders the back pockets useless and the lower half of your
bum hangs out, yeah I love those! OK fine, I agree with you, maybe those
statements are a bit extreme, but so are SWEATPANTS! I am a dude and I don’t own
a single pair of sweatpants. I swear to you that’s no lie, you can come over
and dig through my closet yourself. Anyways this Ashish spring 2013 collection
in my opinion is horrible and I never want to see it again! What do you think
am I right?
For those of you who don't know who Brooke Candy is, let me inform you.
She is a stripper/rapper/blogger/fashionista, and she is in the new Grimes
video for her song Genesis. Honestly I think she is out of this world ridiculous, with
her horrible pink corn rows, and bizarre outfits. Having said all that I can’t stop
looking at her blog! She usually posts disposable camera photos of her strange
crew of eclectic individuals she is constantly "rollin" with. Her rap
music is just terrible; I think she should stick to blogging, taking photos, and parading
around LA with her weirdo hipster friends. It sounds like I am just
talking shit on this girl, and honestly I kind of am, but I have to give it to her,
it seems to be working in her favor. She’s making money dressing like a fool/rapping/stripping/being
in Grimes's music video, and as much as I want to hate on this girl and her
crew I have to say they have some huge balls wearing what they wear and being
who/whatever they want to. At the end of the day I can respect that.
Girls are always complaining about being attracted to assholes. Well personally I think the real assholes are you babes! I mean look at these two in this spread, don't they just look like a couple of jerks? I bet they prance around town breaking hearts left and right. If I ever run into these babes, one of them will go flying into the nearest bush, the other will get tackled and have dirt smeared all over her face. I know this sounds a tad bit harsh but, I kinda find it funny honestly. I can picture it now their platinum bleached hair riddled with bugs from the mud I smear into it. The other struggling to get out of this huge bush that I pushed her into because her heals are 6 inches high. BAHAHAHAHA, I win!
This years annual gathering of aliens took place at none other than New York City's Fashion Week. Interstellar time traveler Thom Browne stole the show and received rave reviews from the likes of UFO Magazine, and Elle Magazine Jupiter edition.
The expertly dressed moon people showed up and sipped their dry martini's. Their bones have elongated over
time, the average height hovering around three meters. Living in a world with
no gravity allows your body to grow freely.
Go visit the moon, what the heck why not move there, I hear the job market is excellent! Embrace your new body, and
allow your brain to grow with this new world that you have pioneered. Buy a
funny hat, and cloak yourself in the finest of linens. Be sure to protect
your face because there is no atmosphere, and the suns radiation will melt your
brain like a Popsicle in the desert heat. Your mind drip, drop, drips
down to my lips. Brain matter once heated enough runs out your nose and onto
your sculpted yet feminine floral motif designed by Thom
The moon people worship his
flawless taste, and he is best described as "other worldly". Some
speculate that he was abducted by aliens, and once released back to earth spent
his days designing the perfect outfit for your night out on the moon. What was learned aboard that alien craft? We shall never know! He allows us to enjoy the
fruits of his labor though, as this year’s spring collection is wildly accepted
throughout the cosmos, and intergalactic space as something truly
Recently I have been typing sporadic song lyrics into my iPhone whenever I happen to sit still for a brief moment. I won't share the actual lyrics with you, because one of you jerks will probably steal them, and become a gazillionaire overnight. What I will share with you though is the premise of what the song is about. Its called "Goth Ladies In My Head", and the songs chronicles my obsession. I carol about my crush upon women who dress in black, and absolutely never ever ever EVER smile, unless it is a cunning smirk of pure evil. The song rambles on about my escapades and attempts to allure the Queen of Darkness back to my dungeon, where she can have her way with me, and once completely satisfied put me back into my uncomfortable and unnecessarily small cage. In my song the Goth Lady I sing about looks exactly like this incredibly sexy temptress below. Enjoy :)
After this photo was taken she ate these two children!
She devours anything and or anyone who stands in her way!
She rides the Ferris Wheel, and thoroughly enjoys herself, but she dare not smile.
Perfect example of the pure evil smirk I was talking about.
Also this editorial was done for RUSSH Magazine August/September issue.
Man, oh man am I starving hungry, but my ass is getting fat so I skipped breakfast, and lunch today. I wonder what this girl enjoys eating? I bet she's a fucking carnivore who just tears into cheeseburgers, and meat lovers pizza slices dripping with gooey, greasy, cheesy, goodness, and then goes into the bathroom, and just pukes her brains out, then sobs a little until her mascara pours down her perfectly proportioned cheek bones, just to get into her 1970's Jaguar E-Type, race to the gym to work off the immense amount of guilt building inside on the verge of exploding into a total hissy fit. Fuck I wish I was as disciplined as her! If only I had a eating disorder, and experienced an insurmountable amount of anxiety every time I stuffed my greedy little mouth hole full of pizza bagel bites. I dunno though..... I could lose all this weight, miss out on so many tasty meals, always be grumpy, because I solely survive on salads with fat free balsamic dressing, and then find out that this chick is TOTALLY INTO FAT DUDES! Anyways I'm off to the grocery store to buy something out of this world delicious/healthy/fat free........ hopefully.