Illuminatishop

NOTIC NASTIC

Posted by Dean Aaron on October 17, 2012 View Comments

I have received numerous emails from eclectic crazy people usually asking how they can join the Illuminati. The email usually begins with Hi my name is.........and ends with them calling me a Muslim, and damning my soul to the fiery pits of hell for eternity. Yes the Illuminati, if it even exists, are an evil greedy bunch of international bankers who control the world’s money through an organized group of central banking institutions. All I do is sell jewelry on the internet, and expose conspiracy theories, so please all you loony folk please keep you hate mail/phone calls to yourself.

So today whilst browsing through the sea of junk mail I receive on the daily, I stumbled across this email from an independent record label in Berlin Germany.

Lauren writes:

"I'm contacting you from an independent label in Berlin, Germany. We thought you might like our artist's newest single, "Illuminati Bitch"

Here are a few video links to the song and remixes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCOPomwcYqU&list=UU9gX4ySBD6pzfbu1KCj6bOw&index=3&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBD8kiKCJ8&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj494CQ9jDI&list=UU9gX4ySBD6pzfbu1KCj6bOw&index=2&feature=plcp
Keep up the good work :-)
Best,
Lauren
notic nastic | press agent"

So the next step was to stalk their Facebook page, where I proceeded to steel all the photos I liked of the lead singer babe. What I really learned from all of this is, don't delete the hate mail, instead publish it on my blog. I'll save all the voice messages too and upload them to Soundcloud or something.
I took a minute to listen to the tracks she sent me, and I have to say although some of the music is not really my taste I did thoroughly enjoy the music videos. Here see for yourself, listen to NOTIC NASTIC - Illuminati Bitch

Idiots try to Learn Double Dream Hands Dance

Posted by Dean Aaron on April 27, 2012 View Comments

So my friends and I had a BBQ, drank a few beers, and recorded ourselves looking like a bunch of jackasses. Im assuming all of you have seen this little gem of a video but, just in case you have not, it is imperative that you watch it first.

Watch this first: