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Life a Beach

Posted by Dean Aaron on December 18, 2012 View Comments

I am still searching for my mermaid lady to tear my feet out from under me, and drag my body to the darkest depths of the pacific. Keeping my heart pounding with a whole lot of mouth to mouth resuscitation. I know she exists somewhere under the sea, under the sea, darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me, up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away, while we devotin', full time to floatin', under the sea. Anyways check out these mer-babes living the life on the beach, surfing the backs of sharks, and shit.

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Summma

Posted by Dean Aaron on October 18, 2012 View Comments

Winter is upon us, and as the days shorten, and the skirts lengthen, I am reminded of the fun times that I so relished this past summer. I'm going to miss the occasional nip slips that only a slinky, shear summer tank bestows upon you. No bikinis in the dead of winter unfortunately. We will have to wait for summer.

Currently I am designing clothes to sell on www.illuminatishop.com. I am optimistic for a spring launch. Limited runs of shirts, perhaps a pair of tights, and a couple hats to start. Spring is perfect time for my line to be available because, it will already be hovering around 90 degrees here in Vegas with LA temperatures not too far behind. My line is going to be very summertime inspired apparel. I’m thrilled, and can hardly wait; I just hope that everyone likes what I am going to produce.

Here are a couple summer babes to remind you of the killer beach days!

All photos taken by Aussie photographer Akila Berjaoui

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Summer Babes

Posted by Dean Aaron on June 19, 2012 View Comments

Summer is all about the beach, babes, surfing, and ice cream. Right now the closest thing in my life to scoping out chicks in their bikinis at the beach is, grabbing a bite to eat at Whole Foods, and checking out all the extraordinarily fit MILF's that frequent the salad bar. So if your like me stuck at an office desk, this is the closest thing to the beach you will most likely experience today.

First play this video.