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Life a Beach

Posted by Dean Aaron on December 18, 2012 View Comments

I am still searching for my mermaid lady to tear my feet out from under me, and drag my body to the darkest depths of the pacific. Keeping my heart pounding with a whole lot of mouth to mouth resuscitation. I know she exists somewhere under the sea, under the sea, darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me, up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away, while we devotin', full time to floatin', under the sea. Anyways check out these mer-babes living the life on the beach, surfing the backs of sharks, and shit.

Bike Porn

Posted by Dean Aaron on May 01, 2012 View Comments

It is bike season so get out there and go for a ride. If you happen to be a total babe with no regard for other people then I recommend riding around in attire (or lack there of) similar to this, to keep your sexy bod at optimal temperature. I say no regard for other people, because you will most likely cause a few accidents.